I have a small friend I see every week. His name is Henry.
Last week, Henry gave me a dollar as usual. Then he asked his mom for more money, and she said she didn't have any, which is absolutely appropriate.
So Henry grabbed her cell phone and tried to give it to me.
I told him thank you, but I already have one.
In other cute child news, one of my six-year-old students came out with "OHmigod..." and proceeded to ramble about something his father had done. As a teacher, I've learned the art of laughing silently.