One of the pieces in Suzuki Book 2 is "The Two Grenadiers" by Schumann.
One of my 8-year-old students took to calling it "The Two Granite Ears". Another kept calling it "The Three Grenadiers" by mistake (too much Dumas...or candy...); now he's calling it "The Three Minus One Grenadiers".
In other news, Meeska Mooska Mouseketeer! Mousecartoon Time now is here!